We grant you a place on this Couple’s Council, but we do not grant you the rank of Master…

Is that you, son? I’m back from buying milk and cigarettes!

Steak is amazing when properly cooked and seasoned (salt, pepper, garlic powder). If its chewy its likely a cheap cut, cooked too long, or cut the wrong way (cut against the grain, not with it).

I used to be picky too, I learned it from my mother. At some point I realized that if a restaurant is serving it, that means people are buying it, and its worth trying. It turns out that most food is delicious, even if I think its a little weird at first.

You got keys, they jingle jangle jingle (JINGLE JANGLE)

Your uncle sounds smart minus the 3 boats (unless he uses them for business purposes)

I’ve had similar experiences. I went to a university and not a conservatory, but my music teachers were consistently excellent; from my very first elementary school band teacher all the way through college.

By contrast, I’ve never had a good math teacher. Ever.

If you can’t sleep at night have you tried sleeping during the day?

It’s the Streisand effect