Shrubbery

This is photoshopped. I know this because New Zealand’s Department of Conservation would never use the word squirrel.

I’m doing my part!

This three letter agency man was behind the investigations into Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mueller_report

People who do not back into parking spots cannot be truly present. You have not prepared for the future, so you cannot remain in the present without anxiety.

If memory serves me right the protagonist in Inception was confused a lot

Dicarpio’s character wasn’t confused, you may be thinking of Elliot Page’s character, but I wouldn’t count that character as the main protagonist.