Helping Israel commit genocide, for one.

Oh isn’t this the artist that does porn too?

I also choose his mamaw

Maybe don’t have an advisor named Maldark Serpenteye, that’s bound to cause problems

Decades of propaganda because it serves the US’s political interests in the Middle East.

Lawful to you is the game of the sea and its food as provision for you and the travelers

✅Certified Halal

(Though some people also follow the kosher restrictions for seafood, much like some Christians do)

I’ll take the job, show everyone in the company the aforementioned hog every day for a couple of years until they can’t ignore it anymore, then get fired with a golden parachute

That’s nice, Mr. CEO, but is it still gonna be quicker to switch to a sidearm? There are a lot of balance implications to this change

When he was promoted from CFO of sex

I like the King James Version of those verses cause Jonathan talks to David about their seed.

There’s a secret button above the taint. You’ll know you found it if it makes you wanna pee

I am once again begging everyone to read A Wizard of Earthsea instead

You might be referring to the Mars Climate Orbiter mishap. It crashed into the atmosphere because NASA used SI units, while Lockheed Martin, who worked as a contractor, used imperial. Specifically, what fucked it up was the measurement of impulse of the thrusters (pound-force-seconds vs newton-seconds)

He must have been upset a bunch of weebs stole his idea

It’s a bug. When using a Poke Doll the game considers a battle “won”.

longer explanation

Carpe Dickem

New imperial unit for area dropped.

I thought this was the reason this meme was made and came to see what is the second gazelle is

STOP THE COUNT

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