I jumped for a reason, why would I wear a parachute?
SharkAttak
Let’s see what this Fediverse thing is all about.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Biggest Competitor for Amazon Kindle - Kobo - has formed an official Cooperation with iFixit for repair kits & guides
2·8 days agoDevs naming an app: MacOS: Swoomp Windows: Internet Manager 6 Extreme Linux: Klitoris
People: I don’t vote cause the music never changes anyway! BTS: Hold my beer
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•not being able to experience a full-body-orgasm is just another example of the sad male reality.
63·10 days agoWhat about this jerk I know, he’s really just a big dick.
Wonder what was “woke” this time, respect? Friendship?
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Technology@lemmy.world•Humanoid robots show rapid advances as they race past humans in Beijing half-marathon
3·12 days agoSo robots are ok but trans not?
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Technology@lemmy.world•RAM Shortage Expected to Continue Into Next Year or Later
71·12 days agoTheir CEOs are flammable too. Just sayin’
And for four millions years, too!
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are some foods that LOOK awful but TASTE great?
121·13 days agoI do t know where you got that, but change place. Doesn’t look like kebab at all.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What makes a vagina better than the penis?
51·15 days agoFrom the back door.
I’d ask my girlfriend, but I can’t figure out what terms to use, I don’t know the cunny lingo.
Worst slot machine ever!
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•The person who mounted a spice rack into the fucking studs so a fridge won't fit there
2·18 days agoHint: The top of the fridge can house many more spices than that minishelf
Some time ago I found @JucikaInOrder and it has all her strips in order, with translations and interesting extra info.
Happened on other occasions, yeah. From Mbin on Firefox can’t see it, but going on the original Feddit.uk can 🤷♂️
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Technology@lemmy.world•Internet shutdown in Iran is now the longest in world history
1·20 days agoBla bla, don’t try to “potato tomato” me, you know well what a regime is or you wouldn’t be upset at me calling it that. Funny that you are more worried about the economic sanctions, and not the repression, incarceration and execution of protesters… go spread your propaganda elsewhere.
Just make sure there’s no news though
Can’t see anything, is it just me? Hope that isn’t the joke in itself.

“Don’t you have cataract?”