I’d lie my way into a position that can run on autopilot for a few months, while I line up the next scam. The real skill would be maintaining the ruse across organizations, while actively working against the environments I would con my way into.

I remember liking it quite a bit when I was a kid 🙂

Life with Louie

Ok, now I’m back on board. I’ve got a pizza in the oven and some sour diesel at the ready.

Fuck, I’m no better than a writer for Family Guy. 😭

Did I just come up with a joke that was already done on Family Guy?

Sorry I do not speak your language. These few sentences help me explain to you that I do not possess the current knowledge to speak or understand English. Again, I am so sorry, and hope that this does not sully the image you have of me. Please don’t ask me any follow up questions, because I will only be able to respond with a “eh…”, with an uneasy smile. Truly a pleasure.

My family never did the “live on a farm” thing. I thought that was just a TV trope. Don’t lie to kids about that stuff. They will experience death more often as they grow up, and it is on us as parents to help guide them through the grieving process and give them the coping skills they will need to handle loss.

Appreciate it.

I stand by my words, don’t care about up/downvotes.

Aw shucks, appreciate the compliment. But sadly, no.

I too hate the finish on the flooring.

This whole situation has made me realize that I need to get back on the OpenWRT train.

That would have been a better outcome, but unfortunately that is not what happened. The kid wasn’t on some altruistic journey, he hacked a company whose business is dealing with tens of millions of children’s data. Prison was not the only remedy available, and I don’t relish in the thought of sending a young person there. Could’ve been some deferred action in conjunction with a program that steered the teen back onto a track of help rather than theft.

if he didn’t do it someone more malicious wouldve.

Poor argument.

Thank you for your feedback. You really should take a chill pill. Your activism consists of shouting down anyone who doesn’t pass your purity test. Not a good look.

I didn’t say that being sent to prison was the desired outcome. But at the very least, there needs to be some amount of accountability involved.

Also, chill out. Get some bud, and chill out.

Yeah, we all have to have a red line. Going after children’s data is a net negative. Hackers have all of these terrible companies to extort. No need to bring children into this.

The breach pierced the education technology company PowerSchool – used by 80% of school districts in North America – and “put at risk the security of 60 million children and 10 million teachers,” the Justice Department said.

You lose the argument when you threaten to leak MILLIONS of our children’s private data.

Yes, in a span of now to infinity. It could take 13 weeks, or maybe 13 billion years. Maybe you’ve been clicking the button until entropy has leveled out, the final book of your life being the one written at the death of the universe. But your story hasn’t ended yet. You’re now a branch that needs to be pruned, existing in a space that doesn’t exist in any way we could ever conceive of…clicking the button. You got your hopes up 34 quadrillion years ago, but the final word was “their” instead of “there”. You’ll get their.

I dislike mayo, so I use just enough ranch for it to not be dry. Use whole chunk, celery, salt, and pep. Pickles add a nice flavor as well. If I want to go low-cal, I’ll replace the ranch with Red Hot. For bread, wheat (not toasted). Sometimes I’ll skip the bread and just nosh on the tuna salad itself.