And don’t you ever be ashamed of it. Folks like you make the world a better place.

What’s your price range for a good dinner?

Nope. I’m not a big fan of shows like that honestly.

Balls. Where pee is stored.

We can be true friends.

Both a curse and blessing from the mad gods.

Dear god, man, don’t give the universe any ideas!

Right now there’s some guy sitting in the family room while his wife is getting pounded on the couch, all while he’s in this thing just going to town on himself. All you can see is his face.

Fly high jackinginthebox dude. Fly high.

This is like asking your new lay how you get back with your old lay. Like byeee

Nah. That’s victory. Bask in it.

Whose to say they don’t? We live in the age of technology, you can’t stop the younger generations from wanting to learn it

Thank you my friend. You are replacing my Conquest making a blood heart after a year.

Goddamn it goes hard as a lock screen. Fits perfectly.

This goes hard. I could see it being the Album art of a punk rock band.

Is it cool to use this as my lockscreen?

Personally I think 24. I joined the Marines right out of high-school. Signed up for infantry. Shit happened and didn’t get to stay in. Glad I didn’t die fighting for this country.

My partner tried to kill her self when she was like 14-15 yrs old. Took bunch of sleeping pills. She’s 27 now. I’m so happy she’s still here.

I love this place.

Man lucky you are a!

Haha get fucked old person…oh wait…

Fuck…

That’s my partner. I mean, I’m fine with fooling around with another dude, so it’s no big deal. But boy, does she wants to see me either be the top or be the bottom. It’s like one of her biggest request besides pegging me.

<3 Anything for you, bae.

It’s cause you’re a dumb fucking slut. We all are.