RustyShackleford

I was attacked by a goose once, I screamed and punched it, fortunately its neck was strong… the golf course did require me to pay half of its veterinary bill.

As I’ve grown older, survival has become a burden. I’ve decided to embrace chaos by traveling in my shark suit and detonating any reactors I encounter. I’ve always been a morally upright person, so I believe I deserve to sought a little chaos in my life.

Thanks, I felt this fit the energy of the shitpost community best.

Is this shitty enough?

Remember, he’ll be like veal when those young American citizens get really hungry.

My advice, is go to an hair removal place. Pay extra to take care of yourself, because avoiding those cuts early is worth it.

Unless you have a friend who doesn’t mind getting up close and personal with your boys.

Polyurethane couldn’t sell the couches because it simply as sexy as plant-based leather.

Trump’s hands are too large, and they don’t have large bruises or tanning spray.

We’ll live shitty lives forever

Shut your whore mouth! All we have to look forward to anymore is inevitable death and the sweet silence of oblivion… 😣

If it makes you feel any better, my laptop is still on Windows 7 lol. 🫡

Here’s an idea: add easily accessible links so that even those less technologically inclined can easily reverse image search. Since many younger users are moving to Lemmy, they might not fully understand all the rules you’re trying to enforce.

No.

I was arguing against it being an intelligence because it lacked the suffering and past experiences that define intelligence. Without pain and suffering, what are we? Not for it being intelligent.

As a psychiatrist, I have a theory about what’s missing in AI. First, it lacks childhood dependency and attachments. Second, it struggles to overcome repeated pain and suffering. Third, it lacks regular eating and restroom breaks. Fourth, it struggles to accept loss in everyday situations. Finally, it lacks the concept of our inevitable death. Without these nagging memories and concepts, machines will simply revert to the simpler concepts we use them for in our recent times, such as stealing cryptocurrency. After all, we live in a world run by capitalism, so it’s only logical. ¯\(ツ)/¯

I experience migraines where my brain initiates an auditory hallucination, causing someone to speak to me. Simultaneously, a smell and flavor are perceived, making me feel almost detached from my body for a brief moment. This sensation evokes a feeling akin to what some might describe as the sensation of the world not being real. I figure it might be a focal seizure.

I mean, this is what my cousins did. It was creepy, till I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said you’re movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.

Clearly it’s an ice cream scoop.

Or that lol, god this timeline sucks.

Alvin is wearing eyeliner like a 70/80’s rock band.