Right? I don’t even know what his voice sounds like.

Shower beer vs. Shower beef

Lol, animals are starting the revolution because Americans won’t.

The government doesn’t want you to know this but if you take raw milk and heat it gently for a brief period of time, it becomes safe to drink.

Rain happens without thunder all the time tho

I program for ships (the water kind) and buddy, you ain’t seen nothin’. I’m talking server infrastructure from 1991. Spaghetti code from the 80’s. I had a program that had to run on a dos box, and we had to replace the whole thing because the original developer fucking DIED and no one could read his shit.

Payday loans already do this.

Came here to say this. It holds up really well and remains relevant.

Haha yeah you guys sure did a good job at standing up to those brexit blokes!

Edit: Forgot to mention the Germans and French throwing soup at paintings. Wherever will us yanks find such creativity.

Or, we could stop believing this online bullshiteant to divide the movements and stop judging each other based on our worst examples.

Or, yah know, you’re prude.

Idk man indoor plumbing is pretty neat.

Same! Here’s the video for anyone wanting to relive it.

You squeeze the lime in the coconut.

Me then: “Haha ‘time marches on’ what a cool phrase”

Me now: “Yo, time, can we maybe slow the pace or take the break?” Time: “No. Only march on.” Me: visibly aging

Men will say anything to avoid admitting they’re bad at sex.