In Dutch it’s literally earth apple. Aardappel.

Bruh moment.

In my universe it’s not Berenstain nor Berenstein…

! It’s Bloodstain!<

Look over there Charlie! It’s a magical train!

The Choo Choo Shoeeeeee!

The people that are smart enough to adjust their headlights aren’t the problem. The majority of people aren’t and they drive with those stadium lights everywhere.

The bar is not that high.

Praise the Omnissiah!

It could be really spicy.

That is a valid reason to go to Thailand.

Dutch as well, schildpad literally translates to shielded toad.

I’m not your friend, guy!

I wanted to post another chemistry joke here but all the good ones argon.

If they ask for tips it’s zero.

I have. Frog legs were the excuse for garlic butter at this restaurant.

The meat itself tastes like chicken.