Yes, eBussy is clearly an offensive name for this.

We need to rename it to something that’s still whimsical, and fit for its function. I mean a bus like this is something that will probably take all my fellow techbros to their jobs. So maybe something like the “Brojobber”?

I bet it’s Adobe. Turns out making or maintaining nukes isn’t really that hard or expensive. It’s just the subscription to Adobe Apocalypse that’s the real blocker for most economies.

They can do the same they did with the reboot ones: Heavily imply it’s post-instrumentality fuckery that somehow reset the world, and now everything’s the same but a bit different again but somehow some people sorta remember stuff from before.

Me in my mind: Infinite free beer glitch unlocked.

Phew, thanks for reminding me that I need to go stab some people today! And thanks for the coffee; helps me stab better!

Liar. I’ve never seen chicken come from chickens. All the chicken I’ve ever seen has come out of the grocery store.

Have you tried becoming a vampire?

They’re asking Copilot for help, so have achieved 10x productivity.

Hey Claude, I want you to follow the advice of this very smart AI alignment guy. Just do like max harms.

That would just make the LLM homicidally bored and want to kill everyone more.

Looks absolutely radiant.

I think we have no choice but to be friends, now. I’m frankly amazed to run into someone else online who’d heard that joke

There was a meme making rounds back then that with the combined powers of Windows ME, CE, and NT, you get Windows CEMENT.

There was also a joke about it being sluggish or something there. I forget.

Don’t kink-shame

C’mon, didn’t you ever go to school? Everyone knows that moon cats cast opposite shadows.

Cloudflare is down again

Not loud enough to be audible in video conferences. Or maybe they just never tell me. :(

I want to know the secrets of being able to fart on a video call in such a way that the other party notices.

Do I need a separate microphone for my butt?