Simply break all of the dirty dishes that you didn’t generate and keep a clean set hidden for your own use.

No need for all the toxic passive aggressiveness.

You can really mix it up by changing the ! at the end with ?. The hackers will never expect that.

I’m my city in the mid-late 90s it was popular for girls to have long daisy chains of keychains hanging out of their back pockets, longer the better. The clatter between classes was maddening.

It was like a right of passage to steal your first fistful of sassy keychains from Spencer’s or Claire’s. So dumb.

I’d say the boys were more rational, but guys would compete to have the longest wallet chain (I had a degreased bike chain) if you were punk/alternative, or the widest Lane wallet (probably fake) sticking inches out of your back pocket.

Oh yeah, and way too long braided leather belts that hung down past your knee.

Edit: Maybe they were wide non folding zip around Coach wallets. I just remember they were super easy to steal.

Delicious.

If you simply cut your hands off these petty grievances will become a distant memory.

People that are rich enough to pay to use a restroom never have germs on their hands anyways, so they just rinse their hands with warm water to participate in the quaint hand washing ritual that the poor insist on perpetuating.

As someone that spent the better part of their youth making other people money at a grocery store, I’m bummed that I never had to build a comically oversized pyramid of bean cans that:

A: A neurotic but lovable protagonist that is just trying to get through shopping day would make the whole stack implode by taking a single can.

Or

B: A random cat in a panic would scurry up and around it as I frantically keep the pyramid from collapsing. Once the cat has fled the scene I would utter a sigh of relief just before a dog who was after the cat would crash through the stack just in time for the manager to appear and scold me for the mess.

The whore shack is a little old place where we can get together.

@halflingsofonlyfans would be too differ.

This. His tusk-maxxxing routine must be crazy.

The Internet is all for this until they order a $500 Lego set and the box only contains 5 packages of store brand pasta.

Jay would be turned around in his seat macking on the waifus.

‘So, are you, like, 18 in horse years, or what?’

Those boys in row three remind me of those guys I caught whackin’ it in my tool shed… but what are the odds?

Now imagine accepting warm Moist coins that some nasty child dug out of his sock to buy Pokemon cards from you.

Don’t know if I would trust a camera from AliExpress to not directly pipe all of my footage to some mystery server in China.

On the other hand, most name brand cameras are made in China anyway.

Asides from cobbling your own device together, is there any such secure solution/brand that actually respects privacy?

For those not in the knows, Luxottica has a near monopoly on the prescription glasses frame market and are a large part of why a couple grams of molded plastic and wire can set you back hundreds of dollars depending on the logo they glue to it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luxottica

If you go down on the banana afterwards it cancels out the gay.

A QR code with a link to a curated toy subscription service.

Not irradiated! It’s been treated with Shell Atomic Boost!

Just look for the glowing pump.

J. Quellin?