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Austin powers. It really didn’t age well, even though it was fairly progressive at the time.

Jumper cables.

Makes me wonder how the jumper cables guy is doing.

Yep. Different server instances.

Just like clean beautiful coal?

https://www.ecosia.org/search?q=The+Small+Website+Discoverability+Crisis

This article is the top response. What crisis?

Our dog died badly and the kids witnessed it. It was sudden. The dog’s lungs filled with fluid.

The kids still talk about that day sometimes.

We had to resuscitate the dog enroute to the vet.

That was a hard day.

Indeed. XP at its worst was better than ME at its best

XP sp1 and 2 were pretty hot garbage. Sp3 though? 🤌

Quantum physics.

Not for a while, but that door is going to swing back the other way so hard it’ll damn near come off the hinges. Then back the other way it’ll go. The 1% thrives on our division.

We’re in the grip of corporate control and we’re not seeing light till that’s resolved. I think eventually it’ll happen though, whether it is through regulation or by the way of the green plumber is unclear.

E: then again, this was the next post: https://sfstandard.com/2026/04/12/sam-altman-s-home-targeted-second-attack/

And I hear there were 6 more warehouse fires, but I can’t back that up. Media isn’t covering it.

Well, it happened in the age of the BBS and it was porn. I couldn’t tell you the title.

Just speaking from experience and compassionate concern. Hahahah

Sure, but AFTER you confirm it doesn’t cause chemical burns elsewhere.

But for the love of God, don’t try it on your junk first. Try it pretty much anywhere else, like on your thigh or something. Oh my god, just not on your junk, please!

You most certainly do. I looked in my notification history in my founding of signal messages.

Then I turned off my notification history.

You sound so angry over the egg cracking tool. Thank you for the chuckles.

If corporations are people, then why can’t Facebook go to jail?

Money.

Oh my!

I go great lengths for a horny banana.

For reference, I have no idea what that means, but it sounds fun.

I gochu fam

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