Quark Star!

Relevant Oatmeal

The Orville is such an awesome show!

Incorrect.

It’s great!

None of whom?

I’ve had 1 experience with 1 younger employee that encapsulates what is considered to be the “Gen z stare”. She was prolly just bored at working in a beef jerky shop. Not gonna get my ruffles in a feather (I like em crunchy).

You some champion of missing the point?

As a poor person, nah.

As someone who’s spent a lot of time with out-of-touch rich kids, they think shit magically appears. Especially money.

Ironic.

Not everyone eats sugary meals before bed. Likely a very rare thing, and also bad for your health.

Gonna happen anyway.

God, this might be why a certain micro rental car company in Los Angeles has the same problem in their app. Fuck them gestures!

Oh hey, did you watch “Waiting…” recently, and decide to mold your identity thru that piece of cinema?

Makes me think that “goon” was a self censorship of “gun”.

Good filibuster material.

Shlorp!

I’m getting a bunch of blank screens…

Sucks that Gallup is actually stopping Presidential approval polls: https://thehill.com/homenews/media/5733236-gallup-stops-presidential-approval-ratings-polls/

Fuck kind of grade requires a tuxedo? Screw that nonsense.

Dude sprayed Ilhan Omar with an unknown smelly liquid. Some are speculating it was apple cider vinegar.