I’m getting flashbacks to the knife dildo from the movie “Seven.”
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PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.spaceto
Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Coffee mugs - Dogmo comicsEnglish
1·3 days agoNo shit?
That’s actually pretty good. And really not what I expected.
Would you like some making fuck?
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.spaceto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Oi fancy a bidda footy innit bruv?English
1·9 days agoWhich in turn got its name from Marco Polo.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.spaceto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Oi fancy a bidda footy innit bruv?English
4·9 days agoHe must be using up toothbrushes like other people are using up toilet paper.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.spaceto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Temu is the height of fashion for the lemming on a budgetEnglish
1·9 days agoPlease tell me it’s called “Mr. and Mrs. Beans.”
Or this one:

Two wheels don’t make a bike.
I just pictured a movie scene in my head where she narrowly escapes the seller, riding the bike like a bat out of hell. He pulls out a gun, starts shooting as she disappears in the distance. A cop car arrives, lights flashing. She’s forced to take narrow and hazardous back alleys. Cut to police dogs barking. She fords a river while carrying the bike over her shoulder to erase the scent.
Late at night, still riding the bike, she arrives at her home, totally exhausted, covered with dirt and leeches, hair disheveled, only to find her actual bike - that looks exactly like the one she just stole from the guy, who is really poor and had to sell the bike to pay for his divorce - chained to the lamp post in front of her house, the same place where she had left it.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.spaceto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Do you speak my language?English
2·21 days agoThank you. I like it.
I’d like to mention this one, too:

V-3 - No One Speaks My Language Here(One of my favorite albums of all time. I don’t think it’s online, though.)
When she is lonely and the longing gets too much
She sends a cable coming in from above
Don’t need no phone at all
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.spaceto
Comic Strips@lemmy.world•The implication of thatEnglish
4·26 days agoThat’s Denmark, if you are referring to the cartoon.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.spaceto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Getting told by Lemmy to stop taking drugsEnglish
13·27 days agoI’d like to share this inspirational quote by Basquiat who OD’d aged 27:
“They tell me that the drugs are killing me, then I stop, and then they say my art’s dead.”
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.spaceto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•*Permanently Deleted*English
21·28 days ago
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.spaceto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Perhaps the only appropriate use of AIEnglish
16·28 days agoMorpheus:
You think that’s air you’re breathing?
What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.spaceto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Iran attacks Oracle as retribution for sacked employeesEnglish
1·1 month agoExplain, please.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.spaceto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Can we see a photo you took recently?English
4·1 month agoThat’s no moon.
I’m reminded of “Johnny Mnemonic,” the 1995 movie. From IMDB:
It seems to me that AI is the real “virtual internet” here.
Although rather unrelated to the topic at hand, I also liked this quote: