God I wish. If I didnt live in rural Canada I would ditch my car in a heartbeat.

Imagine paying for gas.

This meme brought to you by the EV gang.

*After a small subset of wealthy humans kill us all.

Have you ever read a Clive Cussler novel? That shit is everywhere and they’re objectively terrible. I would not shed a single tear for the smug fuck who wrote them if all his books got bean stains on them.

Damn.

Is a first edition of Harry Potter actually valuable?

Corruption.

Oh no! Low quality posts in a shitposting community? Not on my watch!

So a robot you can kick over is better than dogs with actual teeth? Its a good thing tech bros are dumb as fuck.

Im a teacher so yes. Do I still eagerly await retirement? Yes.

I have mad respect for how much time you must put into these fucking stupid shitposts.

I dont have boobs to be fair. Im just assuming.

Yeah but the back problems. Oof.

Censors tattoo boob. Leaves asscrack in plain view.

Have yall actually looked at the inside of a shitty fast food chicken nugget? They dont look that much better.

Fish

My wife does this too tbh.

Yeah stop posting garbage on our shitposting community. This is a place to post garbage, not garbage.

Sheesh.

Still is.

Concisely? No.