Ahh yes, baby Jesus

Of course mam. I hope you can get your meds… is it haloperidol? a little sooner so you can get the right dose and can get the right therapy you need to get your life back under control

I get you man. Getting the right health care is a bitch. I applaud you for keeping your spirits up in this fucked up situation.

Honest advice: take your meds.

Wait we can say shit in the shitpost community? If only I had known earlier!

Edit: also, my colleagues (millennials and gen X-ers) have discovered the gen Z emojis and are spamming them ironically in the group chat now

Spreading packs out in the open air helps avoid the need for active refrigeration, and stripping away moving parts like fans and filters minimizes potential reliability failures.

Hasn’t Ms. Sun ever heard about that other thing that is out in the open? The sun?

I surely hope she has TMJ, since that’s the name of the joint.

Man imagine waiting in line for your suicide…

And why would it say the punch line is too long? Is it a fruit punch flavor joke or smt?

Also: this punch line is quite short, which disproves its own statement (yes, I’m fun at parties).

Guess they gotta go back to good old sailing ships and hoist the Jolly Roger as they send a warning shot across their target’s bow

Isn’t jobs actual people working, not job openings?

People whose car died at the worst time (because my personal situation) but also at the best time (because of the Iran war / oil situation). We really needed a new car fast and before our old car really broke down we were looking at either a hybrid or EV version of a certain car. The attack on Iran and its ripple effects simply tipped the balance towards the EV. I knew this bs wasn’t going to go away in a few days but we were fast enough to get one for the price it was before the war. I was already really looking forward to driving oil-free, so I think it’s been a good decision. No debt either.

Is this another torsio testis joke?

A series of unfortunate events

That’s just in the USA. This will affect doctors worldwide.

That being said, the work load on radiologists has been increasing year over year, so we need something to help take it off. In the UK it can sometimes take 3 months to get a report on a scan.

Definitely not, but I think that’s part of the joke, as in that there’s nothing different about the pills themselves I guess?

I can tell you one thing though: ain’t nobody sleeping after taking an entire pill of 160mg of MDMA.

Me-ow

That’s just the Dow for now, it will give us a lot more ow

I think he was joking :)

But if you want to know it’s because of an anatomical variant / birth defect where the testis is not fixed to the adjacent membrane called the tunica vaginalis.