PhobosAnomaly

That’s a Pearl Abyss and a half

didn’t even know 'um

iShouldNotHaveSaidThat

NoFilter

AITW or AmITheWeirdo

ShouldHaveStoppedTalkingHalfHourAgo

WhyAreYouLikeThis

NonSequitur

…I will admit to having not checked any of these for availability on any instance, nor do I suggest any that are better than others or even if they’re good at all!

Ordinarily i’d agree with you but I’ve neither the gift of the gab, nor the charisma for it to draw any attention!

It’ll naturally find a home soon though 😊

Man I wish there was a comm for this meme or for these sorts of “what the fuck” questions that aren’t quite ShowerThoughts material.

I appreciate you man.

I didn’t think it would take as long as it did. We’re a dying breed!

Terminally online folk in the 2000s: “do you have stairs in your house?”

“awiiight geezah, go an do me a favour lad, pair this fackin radio to the old dog and bone, yeah? Don’t mug me off with that passcode shit, just fackin work yeah? Brilliant cheers driver, ta-ra fella”

Jesus, my son wanted to add a classmate as a friend on Xbox Live last night. It should have been a two step process from a parent perspective: Authenticate, then authorise (though the lad was delegated the task of the latter technically).

When he tried to add the friend, I had to:

1. Enter my parental code (fair enough);
2. Enter my Microsoft Account password because it was apparently a transaction involving personal data;
3. Scan the QR code to do this on another device (admittedly optional);
4. Enter the email address of my MS account;
5. Enter the 2FA code emailed to me;
6. Stop the passkey creation process;
7. Confirm that I didn’t want a passkey;
8. Skip the age verification;
9. Turn off the personalised ads

Just so he could get to the point where he could select “add as a friend”, what the actual fuck

I’m in that age bracket and I’ve turned to spunking the little amount of disposable income on amateur radio kit and equipment.

I wish I’d picked up a debilitating cocaine habit instead. It’d be cheaper.