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PacMan@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Melania found her next husband.English
5·15 days agoHappiest I have seen her since 2012!
I read that as Armpit Farts at first
PacMan@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I was at the Home Depot today and they tried to sell me this crapEnglish
6·20 days agoPretreated to fit into with your old pipes! No one will ever know you did work
Jesus eating pizza on the beach is my favorite part of the bible.
“Teach a man to eat pizza and he will never go hungry my child” - Revelations 16:17
You forgot one

No drywall left behind
You got the little table as the spare tire cover right?
PacMan@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•They're calling it the Trump Laptop. Highest quality. So affordable. We're making technology great again, folks.English
3·1 month agoNeed to be spray painted gold to be a Trump-top
PacMan@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•He'll arrest you with his nippies ❤️🔥English
2·1 month agoForgot about Gone in 60 Seconds
Dat Moby Opening https://youtu.be/RC6_GkI3vCU
Best part of waking up is Shot Peening in your cup
PacMan@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•my bf says sleeping with your balls out is the male equivalentEnglish
1·2 months agoI sleep with an afghan on top but I’m willing to try this other method

Came here to say the exact same thing. Everyone I know who as done it goes it’s the most extreme 15-20 minutes of your life. You really need to be in a safe space with a babysitter