“alright, step up. If you’re going to have a say in this hearing, you’re going to need to be at least 7.5 inches.”

So that he becomes a martyr? I don’t think they want that.

Do they measure everyone’s dicks before or after the trial?

Yeah… I said that.

I THINK that depends on if mayas husband stays with her or not. Don’t quote me on this, but if mayas husband leaves her over it, there would be a financial liability, but not the property. However if mayas husband stays, then the rich cousin owes them nothing.

Dudes like 55, short, fat, bald and missing teeth and he’s judging a young woman like that? Gtfoh.

New girl at work exists.

Asshole: “she’d be hot if she was white and blonde”

Dude, she is hot. And way, way out of your league.

It’s quite possible you’ve done it tho.im 41 and never thought about it until I heard about it. My CPU usually resets and just plays jenny talking to Forrest Gump on the bus. “Are you stupid or somethin?” And then I come back to reality and can function again, and respond in a manner that isn’t offensive. If my brain didn’t reset, it would respond with low RAM and i would invariably say something incredibly offensive.

Exactly, it keeps me from quoting Forrest gump. “You stupid or somethin?”

Malory archer.

I know what mental gymnastics is, don’t be condescending. It doesn’t apply here.

How would mental gymnastics come into this?

After reading through the whole post, I doubt that.

That same idea can get you into bad relationships. It’s better to find a partner with a level head.

I just saw several posts the last 2 days of a study that showed that if you don’t cum enough, your sperm becomes a bunch of dumb dumbs. Yes, I used scientific lingo for that, I’m sorry.

My 2 bedroom would be worth $1 mill in that location.

Hell also have to pull off the VP debate and appear somewhat reasonable for 10 months. While still supporting the administration. It’ll be a balancing act, he can’t be a full on cheerleader and switch at the last second.

High blood pressure makes it harder to get… Well, hard.