Ellesdé by Evian

Technically if they are organic matter compressed over eons into polycarbons, they’re still dinosaurs, so not vegan

slammed

Stop putting “slammed” in your fucking comments, you hacks. This wasn’t “the WWE”, it was very obviously Lemmy.

Hit it and STOP it

I’d say fuck clippy, but he doesn’t deserve it

I no longer accept money

I’m aware

Chaps

Don’t forget the Big Gulp

Well, you freed the slaves that you had enslaved. I mean, their descendants anyway.

I guess the answer is yes. Some small part of you can be proud to be American again. All you have to do is not think about it too hard, and you could try yelling “Silver Bullet” and shotgunning a Coors Light every now and then. That could maybe act as a stand-in for pride, anyway. C’mon buddy, it’s not that bad…

In all seriousness, individually Americans are pretty good people. Well, a few of the ones I know personally anyway. That’s like a couple of baker’s dozens! That’s something!

Urination amuse-bouche? You’re thinking of Comrade Cheeto

I’m self pissed

I remember back when I first started seeing a DR plan with three tiers of restore, 1 hour, 12 hours or 72 hours. I knew that to 1 hour meant a simple redirect to a DB partition that was a real time copy of the active DB, and twelve hours meant that failed, so the twelve hours was a restore point exercise that would mean some data loss, but less than one hour, or something like that.

I had never heard of 72 hours and so raised a question in the meeting. 72 hours meant having physical tapes shipped to the data center, and I believe meant up to 12 (though it could have been 24) hours of data lost. I was impressed by this, because the idea of having a job that ran either daily or twice daily that created tape backups was completely new to me.

This was in the early aughts. Not sure if tapes are still used…

“I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took a BFG 9000 to the knee.”

Just soaking it all in

Hey they’re not sposedta do that

No way you were born in 1908

AI generated images. You?

Beans with the mean genes and the sharp beans

I don’t see how Uruguay fits in