You should wash your sheets as often as you wash your sofa pillows, belt buckles an bread knife.

Oh no. All that’s left now that the age veifications are bypassed are the extensive public surveillance. Better leave that running.

This is a “what is heavier, 1 kg of bricks or 1 kg of feathers”-type of question.

I took a picture of my baby looking at the view through the window. I was asked how I took the picture, so I replyed with this sketch

Isaac Asimov’s “Caves of Steel”

I regularily jump into the comment section of minutephysics video about portal paradoxes. I will die so hard on the hill that the sentence “speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out” is a simplification where the full sentence would include that speed is relative to the respective portal.

Yeah, the numbers seem wild to me. I live in Norway. I have family who lives up north among polar bears, so they have gun for bear protection. My in-laws do some hunting, so they have a few hunting rifles. I feel like my family and in-laws are far above the regular citizens when it comes to gun count per person, but it still averages to around 0.5 guns per person among us. I don’t know anyone in Norway who owns a gun to defend against other humans. Who are these 10%?

It has been several years since I last handled coins of my local currency. How am I supposed to know if my neurons are spicy?

A collegue of mine did this. She just laughed and said “that’s right” before leaving the teams meeting. My boss, confused still in the meeting: “well… I guess we’re not getting the description of the API today…”

I need answers. What is the tcp/ip part? Like are we talking Transmission Control Protocol / Internet Protocol?Punching oneself seems like a crazy concept to begin with, but adding the tcp/ip is very confusing. “Over tcp/ip” as in “because of it”? Or are we speaking cardinal directions - he was physically above something running tcp/ip? Or is it “over tcp/ip” as in that he broadcasted it?

God damn, it’s 5:50 AM. My brain just cannot handle this post right now. I’m uncontrollably chuckling even though I’m not convinced that I understand this post, as previously mentioned.

Not sure if you’re serious, but cooling down servers consumes water.