I mean, we do. The world isn’t experiencing blackouts as a whole. We have alternative energy, generators, contingency plans, other oil suppliers, reserves, etc. It’s just that the largest trading route by far is currently not an option, so we’re feeling the squeeze from that.

Right round right round???

*plain. Also, if you’re not just trolling, you should get offline for a while.

Nope

B52 boning

Yeah!

You ever take a sip of something and immediately question why you’d drink anything else?

Yeah. That’s Dr Pepper.

23 flavors. Zero explanation. Just vibes.

It’s not cola. It’s not root beer. It’s that mysterious, slightly rebellious friend who shows up uninvited and somehow becomes the highlight of the night.

Ice cold. Crisp. A little spicy. A little sweet. A whole personality in a can.

Whether you’re kicking back after a long shift, crushing trivia night, or just pretending to be productive—Dr Pepper gets it.

Go ahead. Crack one open.

Trust me… your taste buds deserve better than “just okay."

Never done it, haven’t seen any reason why it might be necessary

Art by Current Name (formally known as Dead Name) would be my best guess

Depends on the humidity, and projected weather for the rest of the day

Thank you for censoring offensive language

I mean, the current one has a criminal history, and is serving his second term.

Really? What makes you say that?

Have her talk to a doctor, full stop. There could be a lot of things going on here, she needs a professional workup to address the root cause.

My point still stands

A lot of your posts are pretty concerning. Is there a mental health professional you can turn to instead of relying on Internet strangers?

None.

Thanks. Yeah, I see the point others are making while bashing me, but I genuinely didn’t understand this comic the first time I looked at it. It wasn’t super obvious at first glance

Camera on pole can’t “remove” problems as quickly

This is kind of wild. The caption implies that only Chinese people use electric stoves, which is hilariously wrong. The comic implies a cigarette could ignite an electric stove, which is hilariously wrong. Wtf is going on here

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