Personally I’d like to see him live till 100 and watch his fat ass get dragged from courtroom to courtroom in a wheelchair with an oxygen hose up his nose.

Gal bursten it.

There is no need to be upset.

Dont’t be hysterical. It was a barrel of lye instead. Sike!

What if I like snorting cocaine by myself in the dark while crying?

How bafflingly incompetent my supervisors are. I am entirely convinced useless retards are promoted to management positions on purpose because if they did actual work they’d just fuck everything up.

Yes, but the air inside chip bags is even more mostlier nitrogen gas

Also that air is mostly nitrogen gas to keep the chips fresh for longer.

Putting some useless bullshit I never asked for into my useless bullshit I never asked for.

Fuck these people with a rake.

Extra vinegary

Oi m8 you got a loicense for that haunting?

Can anyone explain because my brain’t

Top drawer.

Real men rub shit into their open wounds

I falsely call in sick to work at least one full week every year. I don’t even give a fuck.

Curse you Carl Mark!

Nu?

This is why I will never get premium. You pay the motherfuckers money and still have to take it up the ass.

And don’t get me started on people who say ‘ahh’

I’d sooner chew my pinky finger off than ever work in food service again. I’m dead serious.

Dead. Fucking. Serious.

My first job was in food service so I figured, ok, this is what working is like. Never again.