Fish Pool Picnic Loaf

There’s many other things that don’t immediately involve any genitals… but, the night is young. May you find the right love, in all the right places

TIL

Maybe money should be dumped into education and evidence-based science… instead of what people “feel”

Yeah, I have 1Gb fiber but all of my equipment is old and none of it can even utilize the entire Gb. I only keep it because I got a deal on it when they first ran fiber, had issues with someone severing the fiber to my house (like 12 times when “gardening”), and now I’m grandfathered-in to a cheaper price… so I keep it for whenever I do upgrade something. Which should be soon, if I ever get back to setting up my home server

Well I’ll be damned, I had one in my spam folder too. What petty little dicks, they should catch another suit for that. As if the lawsuit isn’t already pocket change to them

TIL I have a “notification history” toggle setting

Same, I only date her too

And it never gives you warm water

dude… no

Was there ever an option?

They can also survive underwater for a while, from what I remember

Man, I’m not gonna math that out myself; but that sounds more realistic and I choose to believe you

I’ve never figured it out

“Acts of God” are not normally covered. Neither is “Nuclear Catastrophe”. I assume insurance would deny coverage based on… whatever the fuck they feel like, but that clause is normally there for a good measure of “get fucked”

Now that’s art

It’s a Futurama reference

Interesting! Like, “I have suddenly awoken”

My parents separated right before my 3rd birthday, and I still remember the argument (not the words, but the emotions and some actions). My mom threw a shoe and I remember thinking it was funny, because it landed on the window sill. I remember my dad leaving out the side door, and I guess it stuck with me cause he didn’t come back (not out of my life, just never came “home”). And then I remember my 3rd birthday party, who was there, and even a remote control car that my friend’s parents got me

But because of that, I can make a timeline a little easier, of whether my parents were together or not. And also which house, because they separated after moving to “my” second house

My first house we moved out of when I was maybe 2-ish. And I can still draw the layout, and what room was what. I can remember a Mr Yuk magnet on the fridge

My mom making fishsticks in the oven and they caught fire

A net of stuffed animals above my crib

Jumping in my crib and laughing with my sister, and then pretending to be asleep when the babysitter opened the door.

Shit, I still remember staring at that damn mobile above my crib a little, cause it was so soothing to me. I actually really liked that crib, it felt so safe lol

And then at our second house, I got a “big boy” bed and had my own room. Old memories are so strange in the way they’re recalled, almost like a fever dream or something