‘Perfectly capable’.

Look, it works, okay? Survival of the fittest is a misnomer; it’s survival of the fit enough.

Have we tried just dropping our babies on city asphalt with a few sticks? Maybe we’re overdoing things.

Nobody sees him eating other muppets, so 100% ambush predator.

No one knows what happens when the lights go off on Sesame Street.

I assume it’s like My Friendly Neighbourhood, and Big Bird is the apex predator. Sometimes muppets just… vanish.

Hey man, all ducks are beautiful.

*disclaimer: I do NOT want to see your duck. Do not DM me your ….

Oh no, I think I bollocksed this comment, haven’t I.

Sounds like a skill issue.

Earliest I have is from 2017, 15 years after. It would be fun to see the original if it still exists.

Oh my god, it’s been 22 years.

This meme can buy alcohol now.

But the siren call…

I stopped giving a fuck way back when the choice was between that and killing myself.

That was the only way my nerdy girl self could live beyond 12 years old in the early 80s.

Went on to computer programming and, eventually, design.

Oof. My 10 year old girl soul hurts just from the thumbnail.

Was this in the US? Sounds like a good way to be shot, scaring people and looking like you’re not human.

In other countries, fair play.

I guess to me, ‘industry’ are the producers and studios. I can see how we have different meanings for that word.

Trump’s tie is blue, – do republican presidents tend to wear blue ties?

What’s up with the weird balance in this photo? It’s as subtle as being smacked in the face with a fish.

Their stances are so wrong, like the two on the right are mimicking Trump, who can’t help his stance.

And the spacing. So weird and unnatural. And so many more issues. This is nephew art, not White House level composition.

This photo composition vaguely feels like it’s meant to reference chess somehow, and good lord it feels clumsy. On SO many levels.

e: like, it’s uncomfortable to look at.

Does ‘film industry’ belong in this meme?

e: what am I missing? I think of the big conglomerates when I hear those words, and those conglomerates don’t have the same interests in mind as artists and people with ethics, right? Or am I missing something?

Quacks are worse.

You might be left with only IBS. In a hospital bed and not able to control your bowels.

They’re insane in the US because the weirdo cult leader who started US chiropracty based on his dreams about literal ghosts was fucking insane.

It has nothing to do with medicine, and it should be illegal to impersonate medicine like that. It’s shameful.

Everyone who has been swindled by it (eta meaning every patient of it) should file a class-action suit, since that seems to be the only recourse under the US system.

Definitely don’t try to debate such a person. You’ll quickly find you’re the muddy pig and the only thing that’s moved is time.

That sounds ridiculous.