That’s quite obviously the end goal here.

Bats. Imagine having a friendly familiar. They could also be used to carry messages.

Nothing a quick pill won’t fix.

Now, convincing your wife to take pills for YOUR illness, that’s another thing.

Lovecraft deserves some redemption. First of all he wasn’t especially racist, just the “normal” amount for his time (take with a grain of salt please!). More importantly he significantly mellowed out in his later years primarily due to exposure to talented black writers which made him realize the error of his ways.

But yeah, I wouldn’t ask him to name my void cat.

Does that actually work?

Welcome to your fourth or fifth once-in-a-lifetime crisis!

It’s not imposter syndrome if you’re actually incompetent and worthless, but society is so rotten to the core they don’t notice anymore.

Remember: today it’s “just” the Palestinians and you may not be affected or care. But tomorrow, it could be you.