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Cake day: January 5th, 2026

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  • I’d love a bear as a pet. Not to ride necessarily, but just for hugs.

    I mean, they look very cuddly irl. I know they’re dangerous and I would probably be mauled alive… but I’m just saying, there’s a reason why one of the most popular and beloved toys of all time is a cuddly doll made in the likeness of a bear cub


  • Yeah, red panda would make for an adorable pet!

    1. They’re cute and fluffy
    2. All they want is to nom nom on their yummy leaves.
    3. Have you seen that thing they do where they put up their arms to make them look more menacing? That doesn’t really work, and to me, it just looks like the cute little panda want uppsies.

    I want a red panda












  • The version of the Little Einsteins theme song i would sing in middle school and high-school everytime we went on a field trip on a school bus

    We’re going on a trip, in our favorite piece of shit! Doin’ 95, we’ll probably fucking die!

    The teachers hated it but a bunch of the other kids thought it was funny and would sing along

    But really though, have you ever ridden on the highway in a schoolbus during a fieldtrip? This is absolutely what it felt like, that you were going 95 mph with no seatbelts and you were gonna die