It didn’t mention brain implosion. Or pre-frontal lobe exploding. Or shitting so hard he buries himself in turds and suffocates from yesterdays KFC gorging.

What about those things? Are those okay?

That’s called “mislabeling”… or ‘bait and switch’.

At this point, putin.

yikes!!

So ship all the parts here and assemble them here… foreign companies have been doing this for decades.

I’m sure some moron thinks this will “create jobs”. I’ll let you guess who the moron is.

Thus assuring the American public of using shitty American made junk filled with who knows what spyware, and paying two or three times what the piece of junk is worth.

So… who’s getting the kickbacks out of this deal? Let me guess… does it wear a lot of orange makeup?

Laid off… no money… no means… what the fuck do they expect? Going to Disneyland?

Weren’t the red hats the ones bitching about “the nanny state”?

Is she getting tired of death threats from trump’s gang?

Commander President Bone Spurs is happy to announce the draft is once again on.

The best we’ll soon be able to own is workstations. Talk about data manipulation.

Aunties have the powers of life and death. This is true.

YEAH !!! … wait…?

that usually costs money. and is probably illegal in a dozen or so states. but yeah.

Step it up ladies. You’re slacking.

Ah! The vegetarian plate!