Looms are bad. They don’t do silk. They can only do big blocks of material. Even so, lots of people want to use them.

But my point is that going around attacking AI will be as effective as the luddites destroying machinery.

The villains are the same in both cases. Capitalists.

AI is the Loom.

You are the Luddite.

Big tech is the Workhouse Owner.

I hear Trump has incontinental missiles.

Chess grandmaster denies using vibrating buttplug to cheat

Nah. The bible is more like Robin Hood or Asterix.

Sensible soccer is better than any modern football game. Fight me!

That’s just your opinion … Dave

Jon liked the censorship.

Does adding a specific name at the end make this funnier?

I was thinking of a music festival.

Soup, soup

A tasty soup, soup

A spicy carrot and coriander

Chilli chowder

Crouton, crouton

Crunchy friends in a liquid broth

I am gazpacho

Ooh

I am a summer soup

Mmm

Miso, miso

Fighting in the dojo

Miso, miso

Oriental prince in the land of soup

Lasagne is very old. It’s also British.

The first cookery book (published in Britain during the reign of Richard II in the 14 th Century), had a recipe called loseyns (pronounced “lasan”) that layered cheese, meat, and pasta.

Bees

John 1.0 and Caroline 1.0 scored 100%

It’s proof of work cryptocurrency. But at least this time the compute is aiming at producing something useful, not the lowest hash value.

have gay people as evil masterminds

<Looks at current tech billionaires>

Being gay doesn’t stop you from being evil.

It would be jolly spiffing, although a seat in economy next to Jeeves would be more likely (and interesting).

That’s not House. It’s George, Prince Regent.

They aren’t giving a concert at 10000’

Same with clothes and grocery shopping bags.