Cleaning only works when I start the moment I get home from work. Otherwise I’m too spent to do anything meaningful.

Still better than the other shitheads that country of the braindead chose to elect.

My little brother

That one never gets old

The only one that sometimes comes to mind even though I haven’t watched anime for many years now: Flying Witch

To your last sentence, if we hadn’t killed their predators we wouldn’t have that problem.

And venison salami is the best.

Too US-centered

My Nintendo 3DS. I don’t use it often or regularly but when I do I’m glad I have it.

I once bought one of these weird gaming ‘keyboards’ where you only have the keys around WASD on it. Used it once, thought it sucked and never looked at it again

If one side is bad then the other must be good. Also, everything has only two sides.

• Every .ml clown ever

A camera is not a microphone

Every pensioner that goes shopping on weekends. You have the whole week to roam around in the supermarket but no, you just have to choose the time when I’m off work to block every aisle and move at a snail’s pace.

But for real, probably my birthgiver. She’s the most narcissistic piece of shit I ever had the displeasure of meeting. Luckily I cut any contact years ago but I still wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire.

A nickel

When I see this shit I want to read HP. Not because I like it, I hated the books, just out of spite.

Squiddibi

I’m still playing Civ2 from time to time. And sometimes Minesweeper

Still better than being stranded on an ark with those cunts

Buy land, start a building company and build apartments. Then I would turn each building into a cooperative so that only those who live in it are in control.

And I would sponsor Deutschlandtickets for low income people.

From what’s left I’d buy a big house and invite my queer and trans friends from mainly the US and UK to live with me.

The objectification of women