That’s cable/rental porn backup though. Definitely not internet porn backup.

Planet Oat is about the worst IMO. For first timers I always recommend Oatly Full Fat (Oatly Barista if you are going to steam it). Chobani is also pretty good.

Fap Foop is strangely appropriate.

Ah yes, The Roofy Boyz.

Phyllis sounds like a great hang.

It has been stated a few times already but the correct answer is “know people”. This applies to all workers, regardless of education. You need to expand and strengthen your personal network. This is the best way to exercise some control over your situation, otherwise you are at the whim of luck.

If he pulls out to quickly, she’ll peg him.

Which why I picked the word bog. ;-)

High humidity heat? No thanks. I prefer life without a bog in my crotch.

My wife and I be like…

I am DTF at all times, but before ever getting into politics, I just can’t get past the MAGA aesthetics. Total auto-limper.

I need an Oglaf omnibus.

• Anne Rice’s Vampire books.
• Sanderson’s Stormlight Archives
• Jordan’s The Wheel of Time

Sci-Fi:

• James S A Corey’s The Expanse series

Don’t you worry. Trump is about to declare…

I just finished my morning conference call and y’all already trynna horn me up?

Life long screen usage (TV, and computers) had me looking at my phone like that by my late thirties.