Stolen from the internet although I’ve seen a few versions:

Out in space two alien life forms are speaking with each other. The first alien says, “The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons.” The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks, “Are they an emerging intelligence?” The first alien says, “I don’t think so, they have them aimed at themselves.”

Being married, I know it’s a death trap… but f@&$ it. What does premium wife get me?

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that… well, I’d have at least one.

The “donk” killed me

Even looks like someone blurred the bit at the bottom that did have the artist details. Cropping is lazy but this was on a different level.

lol that last guy

https://youtu.be/7W33HRc1A6c George Carlin does a funny bit about this: “the planet is fine, the people are fu€<ed”