Check in if you’re a Xennial and this is your exact flavor of humor…

If you can tell there’s piss in the bowl you’re not drinking enough

Hydro homies leaking into the fediverse?

Approximately all of it

Sleep Paralysis Demons 2

Respectfully, this is the sort of thinking and arguing that got us into this mess in the first place.

Even a cursory exploration of climate geoengineering leads to the conclusion that it’s impractical and inadequate.

The world really is dying. It will correct itself. We are just along for the ride now. This year will be the panic year (look at the arctic ice extent right now, look at the average sea temp, look at the average air temp, now realize we’re just exiting la nina and heading to el nino this year)

Sorry if I’m being blunt, but there really is no way to save ourselves other than using way less energy, and that’s not going to happen at this point.

Good luck out there! Live for today!

You weren’t implying by saying that, that we could possibly have the magic technology to save ourselves 100 years from now? Sorry if I misunderstood.

That’s an assumption that math and physics doesn’t support.

There is no infinite well of technology and efficiency for us to draw from.

That’s not to say we can’t find things that will help a lot, we should, but they won’t save us.

It’s an energy problem, not a smarts problem.

Imagine the Hiroshima bomb.

How much energy that contains.

Now understand that, just from excess emissions alone, we are adding at least four of those nuclear explosions worth of energy into the atmosphere.

Per second.

That’s right, per second.

There is no solving this without technology that would be indistinguishable from magic, so not happening. We had our chance, capitalism won, and those at the top are hoarding and preparing for what’s coming next.

Lol this is a complete misunderstanding of how brands work.

People generally buy shirts with brands on it to say “look, I am an (insert brand here) type of person”.

You’re not advertising for the company. You’re paying to advertise yourself as one of their customers. It functionally acts as advertising for the brand, sure, but not in the way an actual advertisement does.

Very rarely, if ever, have I seen someone whip themselves up into a frenzy this hard. It’s actually jarring. I hope you find peace.

Fair.

No stranger than the old penis inspections in gym class

Simple yet hilarious, well done

What the absolute forking fuck is this