HorikBrun

Yes. If Jesus was hung, that would be a schlong.

It’s my fault for knowing how to read.

I mean…the short is answer is “die” almost certainly from unclean water, for at least 60% of the general western population.

I have a lot of specific arcana about geochemistry that may sound interesting. It’s not. I mean, it is to me and my small circle of nerd friends, but we can see the people within earshot go comatose when we geek out.

ETA: like how oxidation - reduction conditions can either mobilize or affix certain minerals (based on their valence state, and other available elements) into/out of groundwater.

Also how rocks are not fixed as what they are after they lithify. Water flowing through the pore space later on can nearly completely change the rock’s characteristics. Groundwater is freaky-magic.