CHERYL: Like, a big sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk, and you think, “Yeah, okay, he’s gonna give me mouth to mouth.” But instead, he just starts choking the shit out of you, and the last sensation that you feel before you die is him squeezing your throat so hard that a big, wet, blob of drool drips off his teeth and just “flurr”, falls right onto your popped out eyeball…

PAM: Jesus Christ!

CHERYL: I know, right?

LANA: What the hell!

CHERYL: I’m wet just thinking about it.

Theater i worked at did captions in little boxes on arms you stuck in the cupholder. It just sat there and displayed text, and you could adjust the arm so it sat where you wanted. Maybe see if local theaters do subs in your language?

It’s the same as tomato being taxonomically a fruit. Taxonomically does not mean culinarily. Most people use culinary terms for these. Tomato is a vegetable. The first berry group is berries. Etc.

W-what?? It’s n-not like I think he’s sexy or anything! Baka!

Nah, im just saying, someone (fictional) made a cat into a humanoid with washboard abs and a toned physique that would be the envy of many and said “yeah, not only is this cat a solid 10 but your garden variety cat is better than a 3, that’s almost halfway there baybee”

Nothing against furries or anything, just saying the bar needs to be higher. Please.

I’m sorry, only 200%? You mean to say the original (plain old) cat was already 1/3 of the way to however sexy this one is?