GalacticSushi

Because Five Nights at Freddy’s is a work of fiction and can demand some suspension of disbelief from the players.

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I’m really curious how “AI” helped him golf, other than providing basic advice he could have found just as easily anywhere else.

No that’s literally it. Could have gotten the same result by trolling around a golf forum for 10 or 15 minutes.

My company recently hired some “AI expert” to help us slop the place up a bit more. He gave a presentation where he had an expressionless, dead-eyed, generated version of himself straight from the bottom of the uncanny valley introduce him, talked about how much he loves AI “art,” droned on about how AI helped him improve his golf game, then proceeded to give the most substanceless presentation for a good half hour rife with buzzwords and AI generated stock photos.

So anyway, employee morale is super high now that we had to sit through a presentation where a man making 3 times our salary demonstrated that his entire job is to tell the executives what they want to hear about AI every once in a while and play around with chatbots and AI image and video software the rest of the time.

It certainly never stopped me from pirating music back in middle school

No, half the people who actually showed up to vote voted for the guy

He only got 49.8% of the popular vote in 2024, so while it’s close enough that most people would accept rounding up, even this statement is not factual in the most literal interpretation.

No, not at all. Many, many people are millionaires. A lot of people have millions in their retirement account. A lot of people have property that is worth a million dollars simply because the housing market in that area is that hot and they bought in years prior.

Think about how many properties are worth over a million in NYC, San Francisco, or the Washington DC metro area. Are all of those people who own them famous?

AI = “Actually Indians”

When I was in college in 2013, this one guy in one of my Computer Science classes was talking about this new app called Tinder. Nobody could understand what the appeal of it was, everyone seemed to agree it was weirdly superficial and shallow.

Pretty surreal looking back now that app-based dating has become such a standard thing. Glad I met my wife before it happened, I’m not cut out this brave new dating world.

Learn to eat a burrito cleanly, the cheese should not end up in the drain. Skill issue.

🎶Back up in your ass with the resurrection🎶

You can’t make a cereal box fortress out of bags

Garnish can either be an enhancing addition such as in a dish, or to take something away such as garnishing wages.

You can lease/rent something to a tenant… Or you can lease/rent something from someone.

The informal definition of “literally” is an exaggeration of something that is not literally true. Inn other words, figuratively.

Treat an AI like the idiot intern without any references you just hired.

An extremely enthusiastic intern that, if presented with a question/problem/prompt they don’t know the solution for will just overconfidently pull something out of their ass and run with it.

Fine, just bring me their inedible bones, they can keep the rest

Mid to late 30s

Don Jr is on the board of Polymarket, FYI. I’m sure it’s totally unrelated to all the 6 figure bets being placed mere minutes before every action in Iran.

Not just bombs. They need to send Israel cash so Israel can fund AIPAC so AIPAC can bribe politicians into sending even more money to Israel so Israel can fund AIPAC even more so AIPAC can bribe politicians into sending even more money to Israel so…

They haven’t been active for awhile now (early 2010s I think), but if you like hip hop check out Blue Scholars.

You guys are getting paid?