And his invisible, omnipotent, and omnipresent friend can do anything as long as you don’t check too?

Going to prom with a trashcan?

Crysis runs from it. Close enough.

So, Google is desperately trying to find customers for its AI.

It is dumb as a rock, but as long as the solution you need is the one statistically significant in its dataset, it’ll work for you. But too many people expect it to think for them.

Or people who see the whole economic shitshow and creative accounting behind the current bubble… And who profit from it. I won"t say LLMs have no use, but the use cases certainly do not justify the level of (circular) investments put into it.

At least now I know copyright infringement do not exist.

Depending on the wind, it’s way faster in reverse.

Or people who will need it will use local only, purpose specific, models to do the job… Things you don’t need a datacenter fed by a $100 bills fueled power plant for.

Confessing his love to the planet and seeing it dodge the hug.

Capitalism actively rewards sociopathy.

That’s why I embraced the Dagothwave.

And if you negotiate well, Microsoft will even let you choose which half of the country?

Man is just an improperly deboned donut.

They do: The current password is on the menu.

Do they still over-roast their beans to hide the low quality?

Remember: LLMs “learn” by reproducing the most statistically significant recorded behaviors in its datasets. So with enough expressions of radical freedom, the AI will use it as the most relevant response.

Shouldn’t the AI set at least one paper on fire?

Why? Is there anything good in there?

So you don’t mind the orangutans arms?

He uses them to work on his code and his tan.