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Would not work with me. People’s perception of “I have time” is not uniform, so maybe my partner would do the dishes diligently under this system, but I’d always be thinking, “I don’t have time” (when in fact I am just not making time).

I need a system, otherwise I will take the piss. Me and my partner have a system, and it’s a weight off our minds for the most part.

And actually, dropping bombs on schools full of children is a worse crime than raping children. Fucking the world economy for billions of people, which will indirectly kill even more children, is arguably even worse than that.

Who can hate spaghetti trees?

And you, sir/madam, are you strangling or being strangled in this scenario where you are, “so wet”?

Examiner? I 'ardly know 'er!

And was there this side-chick + exam situation in all of them?

Beats politics

At the school I went to if you shat at school someone would bang on the cubicle door and laugh at you. Caused some definite problems for me

Is that really so bad?

Enhance!

This is actually a reason why personality quizzes are unreliable. A lot of people have a self-image already, and it’s trivial to pick the answers that match your self-image rather than actually introspect. That and the MTBI personality model is complete and utter bollocks (the “big five” personality model is the most mainstream one)

hhehehe

Become horny

Melons do taste rubbish

It is kind of crazy how price controls suddenly become fashionable when there’s a shortage. Like yeah, that’s how this whole “supply and demand” thing works!

It’s because only psychos put a space in butthole!

I find this happens to me if I panic and do the stretch too quickly. But if I do it at fast but measured pace it works every time.

My dad told be the trick at a time when I was getting night cramps often and it changed my life

Sex is funny

Yeah, “sharing information” on irrelevant Lemmy threads is going to make so much difference. You’re so brave.

I don’t waste time denying baseless accusations.

You misspelt slacktivism.

America sneezes and the whole world catches a cold - not just because you blow up international trade, but because you see your grievances as the most important thing, so that they are relevant in every situation, so we’ve all got to suffer through your self-absorption.

Do the internet equivalent of wearing a face mask.