FilthyHands

This makes my portfolio and my peepee go boiioiioiiiooiiing

It’s not rocket appliances.

JRHNBR

Jerboa? Do this:

Its because you have data savings mode turned on on your phone.

If you want to force jerboa to ignore that, then go into the jerboa settings and click Low bandwidth mode > always off.

Denim Alotto

I would watch this movie.

The constitution is a living document designed to be amended.

I’ve seen it on linux, too.

Porn. It’s always porn.

Service Guarantees Citizenship*

*exclusions apply

Shooty pebbles.

A Secret Place to Shit

Cockadoooooooodledoo doodle doo doodle doo

If you gotta ask, you can’t afford it.

Thank you for saying i look like Patrick Batman.

I’ve seen footage

So that’s why they called ron jeremy the hedgehog.

Crush me like a nissan altima

Not great, not terrible.

This is what he meant by “stand back and stand by”