It used to be the Generalized Information Retrieval Language System, but for some reason Dick didn’t like GIRLS.

English, bad english and worse Finnish.

Kidding, after 20 years in Finland my Finnish is just bad.

I was thinking we put a big dirty nuke, sitting right in the middle of all this, it has a countdown on it starting at 10.

Any time someone is murdered in the holy lands, the countdown goes down.

Pretty effective deterrent? How long until it gets to one?

Every time Blues Brothers comes on tv, I’m hooked.

I got by with little more than danke, ja and zwei bier.

Silicone ones don’t fit me. Tried all sizes and they all fall out. I also don’t want the noise blocking they do. I also walk my dog and I want to hear bikes coming from behind or car noises and such.

I’m still trying to finish Nethack, so I guess that’s…(Looks at calendar) Forty years…

You could get some from my dog this spring when he gets his annual haircut.

I was at a party once, a little drunk, told a girl I was psychic and could guess her name. I thought it would be a good icebreaker, we would laugh at me guessing wrong etc.

I got it right. She thought I was a stalker or something and told all her friends to stay away from me.

Good times.