Courtney (she/her/they)

If give people on this tiny corner of the net have learned about it, surely across the planet there are thousands.

You might taking a funny meme too seriously though if you’re making a point about numbers…

They crave cuddles.

Who among us cannot say the same?

38.897384, -77.037375

Yeah, fuck that guy for not being born in a different place or having the socioeconomic standing to pack up their entire life and move to a better place. He deserves to be miserable for other people’s collective actions!

I tend to recognize usernames I see at least once a day, if they’re phrases or words. Not if they’re like strings of random characters…

I thought I posted too much on my alt on another instance.

Glad I don’t see the username here, cause at least that means I wasn’t super annoying lmao

I think everyone here has already posted all the names I usually see.

There’s also stamets, though I haven’t seen them active in places I visit in awhile. Also a few users with custom names like Admiral Patrick or Riker Maneuver.

I don’t even see a single elephant.

Sure buddy, you’re not lashing out at all in these comments and it doesn’t sound like a person with too much time at all.

Because when someone has nothing else going on in their life, lashing out is easy and gives them a sense of superiority.

Go ahead and chuckle at the irony here lmao

My father in law used to wear contacts.

He would often forget them and wear them to bed, sometimes for days, and then when he went to do things in the morning, sometimes one would be missing.

This went on for several years and one day he brings up some “minor discomfort” in his left eye.

After some deduction, a lot of eye rolling and tons of pain, they managed to get most of the pieces to about 10-12 contacts behind the left eye, and 4-5 in the right eye.

They sometime ripped and seprted into different spots around his eye and he apparently was in a massive mount of pain before actually speaking up about it.

I had an eyelash grow toward my eyeball once and I thought I was dying…

When I drove a pickup? Lol no pickup drivers are 99% assholes and pieces of shit.

Now that I’m driving an older model car? Also no, I see a parts bin I can pillage when my car dies.

all of the above

Dormant account goes active and suddenly starts posting a bunch of nazi-cock-gobbling “art” in a short amount of time, and keeps defending their choices to host content created by nazis by saying weak ass shit like “yeah but that has nothing to do with this specific thing”

Magda Goebbels made a great strudel, whoopty-fucking-doo still a goddamn nazi.

Imagine posting Adolf Hitler’s art go an art community, and when people say "maybe don’t post a nazi’s art, getting defensive with “yeah but the holocaust has nothing to do with his paintings”

Absolutely insane line of reasoning.

Daily reminder pebble throw is a nazi