Wtf we make half that and are hardly putting anything away. What are you doing?

Okay then who ran those focus groups?

Yeah I’m old relative to these kids, but I guarantee the vast majority are someday going to look back and wonder what the hell they were thinking.

If I’m forced to see it then I’m going to complain about it in a relevant lemmy thread.

Seeing teens and those in their early 20s with a mustache always makes me chuckle. It doesn’t work on a fresh, wrinkle-free face.

Sure, you can, but odds are you look like an idiot

IMO the vast majority of men cannot pull off a mustache. In order to pull off a mustache, you need to project competence, authority, and maturity. You absolutely must exude all three without trying. If you’re under 30 don’t even try. Furthermore, it must look good. Thick, full, groomed. Again, all three required. The percentage of the male identifying population that has all six of those attributes is way lower than what I’m seeing in the wild. If you know someone close to you who is mustachioed but doesn’t have the attributes, shave it off. If they’re mad, tell them someone deserving of a mustache wouldn’t have let that happen.

Edit: your hate for my opinion won’t make your mustasche look good

Should it be considered slop if it’s helping these people get by as they transition into their dotage?