If I did that I still wouldnt be as butthurt as you.

Whatever you say bud.

Enjoy the dial up.

By that logic Tuvalu’s internet must be amazing.

In Ireland I have 5Gb fibre to the home in the small rural town I live in.

And its only about €40 a month.

When they say “apocalypse-proof”, what they actually mean is that the pedestrians outside are protected from the localised internal apocalypse occurring within the vehicle.