Still would
CapOnBackwards
Mid 30s straight dominant British man. Big, sarcastic, kinky Teddy Bear bored of Reddit and seeing what Lemmy has to offer
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•my mom using her hot trophy wife charisma to get women for my dad to fuck:English
17·16 hours agoStory time!
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How far would you swallow your morals for money?English
1·16 hours agoThat sounds like a lot of hard work
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's the best piece of advice you were ever given?English
22·5 days agoHate and bitterness is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die
I mean… Just for the experience… It’d be a talking point at least 🤷🏻♂️
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•me & the 2 guys my parents sent with me on my solo trip to watch over meEnglish
50·8 days agoNo one craves water more than a thirsty person
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•love u Switzerland but i’m so much happier since coming to Vietnam, hot weather is the bestEnglish
3·8 days agoI’d love to know where you feel winter
Meh, balls still got sloppy
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•There was a time when men were not judged on how big their muscles wereEnglish
7·9 days agoAfter seeing it, it’s pretty hard to miss!
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Unavoidable, inevitable, and wholly foreseeableEnglish
7·9 days ago36 years, clean as a whistle
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Finally, a real name for your penisEnglish
3·9 days agoMan Pole.
Me Man, this Pole, ugauga
I was not red-y for that this morning
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Where can I get cursed like that? Asking for a friend.English
25·9 days agoI’d say more blessed than cursed
Hungry hungry hippos
I had to look three times
Mine… Doesn’t open like that. Is it faulty?
There are a 2 pounds of copper wire and 3g of gold in every Flock camera, pass it on
Gotta crank that hog yo
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•My favorite kind of bee is the...English
13·13 days agoI’d stick googly eyes on em so they bounced up and down as you drove
Need more details.
Does my rod turn golden?
Do I get a golden rod?
Do I get a golden rod?