Is this a better fit for the Donnie Darko meme?

This loses a lot in translation from the original video

https://radiolab.org/podcast/snail-sex-tape

I coulda had a hemi

The fix to the delay issue is to make it clear to the customer that if they want it fast, they have to pay accordingly. Otherwise if they want it cheap they have to be patient.

Not anywhere within the Overton window. Certainly not any of even the furthest left elected officials.

First they get you hooked on the Mane and Tail shampoo…

Well luckily the FTC sued them for being a monopoly and then the Trump administration settled for a slap on the wrist, so they have no reason to change.

Even if that was a vulnerability, they’re never going to steal a million phones at once

You may have Gilbert Syndrome. Something like 10% of the population has it and it gives you more bilirubin in your sweat which causes this.

My car has “BMW style” turn signals. When you flip them they don’t move to a different position. They always just flick back. And they try to just always reset themselves on both turns and lane changes. I’ve mostly gotten used to them but occasionally you get into this infuriating loop where if you change your mind about a turn or lane change and you go to flick it in the opposite direction to reset it, it thinks you want to turn in that direction. And then you do it again in the original direction trying to fix that.

Anyway it’s hella annoying. After three model years with this feature they reverted it back to the normal way. There’s an aftermarket wiring harness you can buy to retrofit your car with the older stalks.

My point is I have a little sympathy for BMW drivers since they have these stupid turn signals and it’s probably so entrenched in their loyal customers they can’t change it.

I think using people’s names is an old life hack from “How to win friends and influence people”. Most people respond well to it.

It’s also a nice thing in a group where some people might not know or might have forgotten other people’s names. Then they don’t have to ask.

dem

Dem’s fightin’ words

Google already uses so called “grey water” to cool their data centers.

The Clinton monument is bigger

I think that refers to localStorage not cookies.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lojban

For anyone out of the loop, Karrot is a weather app that intentionally has an unhinged personality.

The quintessential melon

From Wikipedia

Jucika (Hungarian: [ˈju.tsi.kɒ], YUT-sik-ah)