Discworld (Terry Pratchett), no question.

+1 for TMBG. But they are still touring (at least as of 2025).

Like there’s a big shortage of unemployed humans

Well that last qualification ends my answer

It’s been for decades now

Tell him to go back to sleep before he can start up any more damage

The Corn Palace (in… Kansas, I think) was so cheesy it was cool.

Yeah, thought it was fucked up, but assumed the vast majority of people still wanted it to be better for everyone. Recent US elections, though, indicate otherwise, which is extremely depressing.

Brother laser printer. Mine’s going on 9 years now, a cartridge lasts so long I have to look up how to change it when it finally needs it.

72. Yeah, really.

weapon

Or LOTR. Or sports based films.