Gotta assume that are some point a nurse handed someone the wrong baby. Although the fact this dude’s mom kept the bracelet for almost 40 years and never fucking questioned why it has someone else’s name…

Says the bracelet misidentified the baby, so it didn’t have “someone else’s name,” it had the name the parents expected. It was just on the wrong baby.

https://www.mississauga.ca/events-and-attractions/parks/borrow-sports-equipment-in-parks/

Pretending there’s a magic, all-knowing man (Santa Claus) so children will behave.