My thoughts exactly. It’s like the TV equivalent of a gym membership.

People who refuse to exercise critical thinking skills, which is a terrifying percentage of the population.

Heimskr

Not that it matters to her worth as a person ofc but to be honest she’s still pretty imo. Aging is not this horrendous thing to be avoided at all costs. ¯\(ツ)/¯

Weevil! 💚

Antimeme?

Existential horror topped with whipped cream.

Only once the sun came out and dried up all the rain.

Lesson: it’s okay to give yourself a break and not burn yourself out by pushing through futile conditions. 🤓

Because kids love gross-out humor? Lmao

Nearly every 4-10 y.o. I’ve known in my lifetime had “fart,” “poop,” “butt,” and “booger” as their top most said words of the day. The remainder was yammering about their favorite TV shows and books/toys. And bugs. And rocks.

!awwnverts@lemmy.world as well

I can hear this image

Printers must be treated with intimidation for them to behave, because they smell fear and only respect violent hierarchy.

I keep a hammer on hand when I need to print something for this reason.

Yap

I think OP’s account was made exclusively to make this aneurysmpost

So -

Rest of the world: Metric

USA: Imperial

?

A good boss and decent pay can make a fairly shitty workday a lot more bearable.

Hey let me have my jokes so I don’t freak out thinking about my serious social/spatial impairments and sensory oversensitivities. Or how the smallest break in my flow/routine throws off my whole week and I’m a dysregulated mess.

I’m allowed some fun.

Unironically yes

I will never not love Riley’s energy lol

Yes. Coconut macaroons are S-Tier cookies, especially when the bottoms are dipped in chocolate.