You can get charged with assault on a police officer if a cop slips and falls while trying to assault you.

This is the kind of issue where I, a middle-aged white-collar white male, get to shine by forcing the inspectors to check out my dick over and over and over.

When you see the long ad, just close the fuckin’ browser window. Immediately. And then use something else.

They’ll only get the point and change if you stop giving them your eyeballs for shit you don’t wanna see.

Oh lord, I might get fired for doing this, but I smell a company-wide email about Copilot Monday morning.

Can they capture that heat and recycle it to partially power the site?

But how would a fake Paul get access to the real Paul’s private footage of his own, not-filmed-by-audience show?

Take heart: There are far more of us than there are of them.

Top Tier crime: The Sopranos, The Wire (both HBO)

Top Tier comedy: Psych (Peacock app)

I did not argue that regime change is necessary. I didn’t say a goddamn thing about regime change.

What I said was a direct question, and your dishonest ass couldn’t answer it.

So I will repeat it: HOW MANY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CHILDREN IS ISRAEL ALLOWED TO MURDER BEFORE YOU’LL BE AGAINST IT?

Answer the goddamn question I asked or leave me alone.

In your mind: How many elementary schools can a nation bomb before we’re allowed to say that nation’s government is evil and should be eliminated?

Because Israel is constantly targeting and killing women and children, and you’re…ok with that? Please explain.

I guess bots haven’t learned to understand metaphors, examples, similes, and so on.

What a facile argument.

$1000 says you’re, at best, a college kid. Probably a teenager.

Why? People with actual life experience in this shitty system don’t make the personal responsibility argument because they’ve lived enough to know that’s bullshit.

Respectfully, you don’t know what you’re talking about.

I am an accountant for a company that has both types of manufacturing. The robot-heavy factories are so much more of a pain in the ass than the people-heavy ones.

Per plant, on average I spend more fixing and maintaining robots than I do on labor at the other plants.

People are stupid but easy to train. Computers are smart but hard to train.

IDK why y’all think the computers will be easier to tame but hey, feel free to compete with everyone else with one arm tied behind your back.

I think you might be underestimating the costs of upkeep and repair of those robots. The McCorps will have to figure that piece out before they can go balls-deep on automation.

I know there aren’t aliens in government hands, because the President would have sexually assaulted one by now.

Dude our whole country is governed based on the feelings of right-wing men.

Every issue, every unsolvable problem, every “why the fuck do we do THAT?!” exists because right-wing men have huge feelings about things and the only cards they can play are either “violence” or “control” (which are usually the same thing.)