When the crowd started getting surly because Billy Corgan threw his guitar down on the stage and stormed off after somebody in the floor crowd threw a shoe and hit him in the head.

Or vanity. “I’m gonna need y’all to show up once a week to tell me how awesome I am”

“If God is all-powerful, can he make a rock so heavy even he can’t lift it?”

The Class Clown album was the beginning of the end of my Catholicism

And say what you want about Hitler, he did kill Hitler

The biggest party in history, and he can’t go

I’ve lived with chihuahuas much more recently that those commercials aired. 🤣 But in the ballpark!

That explains it. My mirror’s been broken for years.

SO close

This could be it, but a different pose… But no ears! 🤔

Clark Kent’s clothes are made of some kind of super fabric that doesn’t wrinkle. Superman folds and compresses his civvies into a small square about the size of a wallet, and keeps it in a pocket in his cape.

I can’t wait for the day that I’m forced to switch from a discontinued Meta to a homebrewed OS that supports my library.

They’re crunchier, more like puffed Cheetos; and crunchier still from the buttery sugar coating. And they’re salty. And addictive as fuck.

I didn’t know about the Trumpie associations, and that’s sad, 'cause they have one hell of a beef jerky selection.

Except the beaver nuggets

And what happened in 2008?

I can’t. Not yet. It’s like watching videos of yourself with that wonderful girlfriend, before you screwed everything up

And these are also the types that claim that individual acts of charity are all we need to solve homelessness, hunger, etc. These assholes didn’t get rich by giving it away.

LED headlights are much brighter, but also there’s a lot of states, mine included, that are getting rid of auto inspections, so nobody has their headlights adjusted properly anymore. Those beams are not supposed to be shining that high, and definitely not in other driver’s faces.

Go on and watch some Greg Gutfeld or Jesse Watters, because it seems you need to have examples of “punching down” put before you. You’d have loved you some Rush Limbaugh.

Anytime someone of privilege is mocking anyone less fortunate than they are, that’s punching down, and I don’t care if you think it’s pretentious or not. The pretension here is all yours, bully boy.

Which used to be a metaphor for an impossible task, until conservatives got ahold of it

Or maybe you should just get over your superior self and let people have fun.